Red Leopard: Um… Hi anyone who’s still reading my neglected blog.
*Crickets*
Red Leopard: I’msonaiveI’msorryIleftforalongwhileanddidn’tupdatepleaseforgivemeIgotbusywithmyotherstoriesandideasjustpleasegivemeanotherchance.
*One of the few audience members throws a raw bloody steak at Red Leopard and it lands near her feet.*
Red Leopard: You know, I would prefer if you guys threw tomatoes or squashes or popcorn.
Random Audience Member: Eat that and we’ll forgive you and give you another chance.
Red Leopard: You’re not freaking serious, are you?! Iknow my last name’s Leopard, but I don’t like raw or undercooked food.
Random Audience Member: No, we are not freaking over Sirius Black. We are freaking over the fact that you left us for IDON’TKNOWANDIDON’TWANNACOUNT solid months and you have the nerve to pop suddenly in here and announce you’re giving us an update after making us wait.
Red Leopard: Point taken, random Poptropican.
All: …
*Crickets*
Random Audience Member: Oh sheesh! Just get on with the update that we’ve been waiting for since we were born!
Red Leopard: Okay, okay. No need to be so grumpy and demanding.
Audience: You’re joking, right?
Red Leopard: Read my mind and you’ll find out. Get that camera out of my face!
*A random crew member pulls it out of the way.*
Red Leopard: Now, that that’s over with. Get that camera rolling, and not in my face!
*Cameras and screens begin to beep and flicker. The large screen in front of the audience turns on and the episode begins.*
Previously on TMORME…
The Manka Crew had set off to Super Villain Island and Pewter Moon. Along with new characters White Penelope Star and Zippy Leanne Hawk, they face some conflict within the blimps. As they launched off, a problem occurs within the rocket and they crash on Pewter Moon as planned. Red Eagle awakes to talk to two aliens and to look for her friends. As she calls out their names, only three voices reply. Could this be the end of the future Infinite Eternity Squad?
Red Leopard: That sounded…weird.
Audience: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Episode 13 Part Two begins to show on the screen*
Red Eagle: Penny? Helen? Nick? Leanne? Carol? Anyone there? Cameron? Alice? Mr. Potter? Somebody, please answer me!
Her voice echoed slightly as there was no alien inhabitant in miles. Their crash landing had been calculated accurately, and they had landed in a junkyard. Finally, three voices bounced back to Red Eagle.
Voice 1: MADGE! Where are you?
Voice 2: MEG?! Stay put, I’m looking for you!
Voice: MAGGIE, STAY PUT LIKE ALICE SAID!
Red Eagle felt slightly relieved although knots in her stomach were still forming. The first voice was Witty Eagle by the sound of it. The second was Orange Lioness and the third was Zippy Hawk. Where were the others…?
Some loud cursing and the crunching of wood was heard until finally Witty Eagle’s silvery ghost form was seen.
Witty Eagle: This place is a bad one to get lost in. I had to levitate all kinds of junk to find you…Meg, why on Poptropica’s name are you in fairy form?
Red Eagle looks down to see that she has transformed unknowingly.
Red Eagle: No idea. Must be some sort of fairy thing.
More cursing and loud noises of junk being blown apart. Zippy Hawk appeared with Orange Lioness, who was in her fairy form.
Orange Lioness: Apparently some fairies can’t transform here. Leanne can’t.
Zippy Hawk: For some unknown reason, I feel like that my energy is being drained. Also, I feel quite helpless.
Red Eagle: What is your power?
Zippy Hawk: Earth.
Orange Lioness: That figures. Does anybody know a spell to send some flares up? How ‘bout you Meg?
Red Eagle: I can transform. But my wings aren’t working. Neither are my powers.
Orange Lioness: Great. We’re stranded here until someone finds us.
*Crickets*
Voice: You’re in luck, then, I suppose.
Zippy Hawk: @$%#&*! W-who’s there?!
Zippy Hawk, Red Eagle, Orange Lioness, and Witty Eagle whirled around to find a girl. Whatever she was, she wore a rainbow colored dress that went down to her knees. Her hair was in a fine braid and was the color of gold with long streaks of red. Her shoes were the color of rainbow, and her wings shimmered with rainbow too.
Rainbow Girl: Don’t worry. I’m your transportation to Earth. Oh, no wonder you look scared. I forgot I’m in fairy form! Sorry, my name’s Callisto Rinestone. I’m a Time Link.
Witty Eagle: Time Link? You’re kidding.
Audience: WHAT IN THE WORLD OF MARSHMALLOWS IS A TIME LINK?!
Red Leopard: Remember when I said I was busy with my other ideas and stories? A Time Link is a person who can link all the time tunnels and dimensions in the universe and cross through them. A time tunnel is mini-dimension in a dimension where there are minor changes from the original dimension. A Time Navigator is a person who hands out Time Compasses to people from different dimensions to turn them into Time Links. A Time Navigator is a whole lot like a Time Link, although he or she can transport large groups of people to another dimension; whereas, Time Links need to channel their Time Compasses’ power into another source of power to do so. I seriously need to add a list of definitions, there’s a whole lot more of made-up words coming up.
Audience: *groans*
Orange Lioness: Isn’t that some sort of inter-dimensional time-traveler person?
Callisto: To put it lightly, yes.
Red Eagle: I’m guessing you’re our way to Earth?
Callisto: Actually, I’m not. Due to some last-minute problems, I was switched places with my Time Navigator. I wasn’t actually ready to go into Poptropica. I was originally positioned in the Pokemon dimension, which is a little obvious. *gestures toward her belt, which has PokeBalls strapped onto it*
Orange Lioness: Some of our friends aren’t here yet. We got separated during the crash.
Callisto: Well, since uncle Harry isn’t here, I’ll take your word for it. *transforms into Poptropican form*
She was now dressed normally, although her red and gold hair and golden eyes stayed. She was now also holding on to a small brown trunk, and a Time Compass hung from her neck.
Red Eagle: Did you say uncle Harry?
Callisto: *shrugs* His son is dating my cousin. So he’s like an uncle to me. Not that I need any more.
Witty Eagle: Where are you from, anyway?
Callisto: Time Tunnel #24 of the Wand Wizard Dimension.
Red Eagle: Uh…
Callisto: I know. It’s weird. But if you really want something specific, I’m from London. Although I was born in the US…
Witty Eagle: That explains why you don’t have the accent. Hold on, how old are you?
Callisto: Fifteen years old.
All minus Callisto: O.O
Loud explosions and screaming is heard. Callisto’s eyes widen and her mouth falls open.
Callisto: FOLLOW ME!
As they follow Callisto, the rotting junk is burned, frozen, electrocuted, flooded, and grabbed by plants to move it out of the way. Red Eagle looks amazed and turns to Callie.
Red Eagle: How…?
Callisto: I’m an Animagical. A person who can control all elements, can work anything with her mind, has magical blood, has healing powers, and can transform into a certain animal. It’s a little complicated, no time to explain. I’m a phoenix. Call me Curious Flame. It’s my Poptropican identity.
*TV screen turns off and the audience groans loudly*
Red Leopard: I’m sorry, but there will be a part three, I promise! *dodges a watermelon thrown at her* i do not want to know how you got that inside. BYE! *runs off the stage*
The audience members groan angrily and keep throwing watermelons and raw pieces of meat at the stage.